2000 Years Ago
Aboth
2000 Years Ago
Aboth
Retreat! Retreat!
Your Majesty! You must flee!
Run! Run!
Present Day
Wytearp
Favaro!
Get back here, damn it!
Don't be runnin' off!
Coward!
Bye-bye!
Whoa! Hey! Wait a sec!
Oh, c'mon!
Favaro!
Oh, Kaisar! Welcome aboard!
Check out the view!
You ain't goin' nowhere.
I love you, Mary
Kaisar! From my heart to yours!
You're not my type!
Kaisar! I have a piece of advice for you!
Silence, Favaro!
I'll lend no ear to your depraved nonsense!
That attitude is your weakness, y'know.
You have such a narrow world view.
You should learn to see the bigger picture!
By looking behind you.
Oh, well.
Someone, help!
Let go!
Just shut up. No one's gonna help you.
Shit!
This is really bad!
Hey!
Who the hell are you?!
You here to save the broads?
Huh?! They're gone!
They better not be gone, you dumbass!
Whew. Sorry about that.
That wristband...
Oh, this?
You're a bounty hunter!
Favaro!
A prince on a white horse?!
Talk about your crazy days!
No, he's a bounty hunter too!
Stop!
Hey! Your bounties are gonna get away while you waste time on me!
Be quiet!
It's your fault that I'm a bounty hunter in the first place!
This is all—
Yeah!
Just pin all the blame on me, why don't ya?!
You're rotten to the core!
Stop! Barina Chall Lidfard!
Barele Shale Doremifa...
Now, that's the stuff!
Hey!
Don't worry about your place.
His bounty'll cover the damage.
And my tab.
You serious?
Seriously.
This sucks. If we return empty-handed now...
Sir Garth will kill us for sure!
Ow...
The horses ran off!
Whoa! What's that?!
A girl?!
U-Uh, who are you?!
And why are you naked?!
Did you come from the sky?
You idiot! Why would a girl come from the sky?!
Don't call me an idiot!
Hey! You listening?!
The compass is broken. I can't get to Helheim.
What are you talking about?
Whatever!
We got our gift for the boss...
But let's take a closer look at the goods first!
I want my girls, now!
Boss. I heard a bounty hunter was in town this morning.
Maybe he's the reason—
Bring this bounty hunter to me!
Not to worry!
I'm your bounty hunter.
What a funny guy.
Slaughter 'im.
Bastard!
Huh?
Where'd he go?
Look down!
Huh? Down?!
You're pretty good.
Shabale Seta Ruge...
A summoning spell, huh?
Then you leave me no choice...
After him!
What happened to—
Wh-What happened to—
What happened to all that arrogance of yours, bounty hunter?!
Huh. Strange, don't you think?
And it hasn't rained a drop, so where'd all these puddles come from?
Hell if I know! Burn him to a crisp!
What?! How?!
So sorry!
The plants looked dry, but I didn't have any water, you see.
So I gave 'em some high-grade alcohol instead.
You wretch... You knew about their fire attack?
Yes. Now let me give you a piece of advice.
It's best not to keep talkative pets.
Bastard!
You... dirty scoundrel...
Dirty? Don't blame me for your misfortune.
Seel Soh Cetom.
Attack onBahamut
That makes twenty now.
Ugh.
Plastered again?
Bacchus!
Please wake up! You have a visitor!
Huh?
Get off my back! Who the hell do you think I am?!
A god, yeah?
Maybe you should start watching how much you drink?
It can't be good for your health.
Man, it always weirds me out that it's so different on the inside.
Don't come bargin' in and complainin'!
Here ya go. Today's prey.
Here, Bomber Head. 800 rupies.
Don't call me Bomber Head!
And why is it only half the reward?!
I was supposed to get 1600 rupies!
Shaddup! Don't you know who—
Whoa, now.
Don't you dare. Don't you dare puke.
Are you asleep?!
It's my policy to spend all of my day's earnings!
Let's drink the house down! No one's sleepin' tonight!
You must be really tough!
I guess. Today does mark my
two hundredth bounty collected.
Wow!
Say, what kind of people have you run into before?
Scoundrels that'd make a beautiful girl like you
cry.
What towns have you been to?
Cities brimming with beautiful ladies...
Just like you.
Oh, it's girls this, girls that...
Women are just monsters!
And my journey takes me to lands unknown!
My next stop is Helheim, to the far north!
The far north? Where again?
Helheim!
Helheim?
What, you've never heard of it?
I've heard of it.
It's supposedly a realm covered in snow and ice...
Yeah, it's a terrifying place.
Not only that, countless warriors and bounty hunters have perished on the perilous path there!
Scary!
Not me, though! I managed to reach it!
'Cause I got me a special shortcut!
A shortcut to Helheim...
Oops.
My apologies.
What an unusual design.
Are you from another land?
Could it be that you're lost?
I've already found myself a guide.
Yo. Took you long enough.
Find your horse, Hammer Head?
The name's Kaisar!
I'll take that as a no.
What a shame. It was a nice horse, too.
Yes.
Barina Chall Lidfard was all that remained of my family fortune.
And, once again...
You've robbed me of that!
Favaro!
Now, now, now!
Don't be like that, man.
Hey, everyone! This guy's way richer and more charitable than me!
Let's all accept his generosity tonight!
Hold on—
Really?
That's wonderful!
Come drink with us!
I'm sorry. Please move aside.
Oh, you're a real babe!
I just love knights! They're so cool!
You ladies are too kind.
Favaro!
Man. He just never, ever gives up, does he?
Hey, you.
What the hell?! Can't you see I'm—
Just hold your horses...
You're a girl?
Weird. Why is a nice girl like you dressed up like a man?
Are you into that sort of thing?
Oh, where are my manners?
Do you know a shortcut to Helheim?
Huh?
You spoke of one at the pub.
Ah, so she overheard that bullshit of mine, huh?
Tell me. I must find a way to Helheim.
Hmm, what to do?
You know of Helheim, yes?
Do I make stuff up, or run for it?
I need to get there!
Are you listening to me?
Or, should I...
Sure, I can tell you!
But not for free, y'know?
What do you want?
Good question.
What I want
is love.
Love?
Yeah. Like, say
a passionate kiss.
A kiss?
Found ya!
What the hell?! Things were just gettin' good!
You're such a damn pest, Kai—
Huh? Wha...?
Who are you?
I'm Ghos!
You're gonna pay for what you did to my kid brother, Garth!
Ghos? Garth? Kid brother?
Aha! So that's why I only got half the reward.
Listen. Tell me how to reach Helheim—
Just sit tight.
I got some unfinished business to take care of.
Then we can have our kiss.
Fool! The only thing you're gonna kiss is Death himself!
That thing?!
Oh, man!
Your brother managed to summon way better—
It's huge!
Tear them to shreds!
You got some serious power there!
You're like a one-man demolition team!
Bastard...
My sword!
Run, you idiot! You're gonna get killed!
I need you. You're my guide.
Huh?!
So I'll take care of it for you.
What the...?
A demon?
Damn you... You fight dirty...
Faking me out with that tiny monster at first was way dirtier, if you ask me.
So, what about you two?
H-Hey! I didn't do anything to you!
Yikes!
Ow. My neck.
A demon...?
I think maybe I had too much to drink...
Oh, man. That dream...
Oh, you're awake. Good morning.
Where am I?
The pub's attic.
I found you on the ground outside.
Hauling you up here was no easy task!
Don't you remember?
Oh.
I guess I must've had too much to drink and got sick!
I had these really weird dreams, too...
Ow...
I ran a bath. Rinsing your face might help you feel better.
Sounds nice. I think I'll wash everything while I'm at it!
Whoa, don't stare. It's embarrassing.
A t-tail...
Tail?
Demon!
A-A demon?!
Where?! Where?!
What the hell?!
Attack onBahamut
This is bad! Seriously bad!
What is? What's bad?!
I don't think I can say!
Huh?!
On the next Attack on Bahamut: Genesis, "Escape from Livian."
No, you said it!
Oh, so I did.
Illustration: Niji
Let's Bahamut to the max again next week!!
Let's Bahamut to the max again next week!